theDate= new Date();
var mon = theDate.getMonth();

var nummissions = 12;
missions = new Array(nummissions+1);
missions[0] = "Take your neighbors to dinner or cook for them.";
missions[1] = "Offer to buy someone's gasoline while they are filling up their car.";
missions[2] = "Volunteer one day this month at a non-profit organization.";
missions[3] = "While in a restaurant, pay for the meals at another table!";
missions[4] = "Wash somebody's vehicle.";
missions[5] = "Teach one or two people something you are really good at.";
missions[6] = "Volunteer one day this month at a non-profit organization.";
missions[7] = "Go to the dry cleaners. Pay for someone's dry cleaning, someone you don't know.";
missions[8] = "Donate blood.";
missions[9] = "Teach one or two people something you are really good at.";
missions[10] = "Bake or buy brownies and deliver them to the neighborhood firestation.";
missions[11] = "Buy a Christmas present for a homeless child at a shelter.";

document.write('' + missions[mon] + '');