How to Impress at a School Reunion!

There was once an extremely lonely gentleman who was apprehensive about showing up at his thirty year high school reunion in a few weeks. He had never really shined in high school and had always been a loner. He worked as a manager of a grocery store and didn’t have much to show for it save for an old beat up volkswagon and a modest city apartment. Upon seeing an ad for independent Manchester escort, the idea came to him. He would hire a beautiful escort to join him. On reunion night, he opened the door to an astonishingly gorgeous young woman. After ten minutes in the limousine the old man looked her in the eye, kissed her hand, and asked her to marry him. She gracefully turned to him with a penetrating and loving stare…and started laughing so hysterically that it continued throughout the course of the entire night.

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